Like fishing has it’s whoppers such as the “one that got away”, and the outstanding catch which grows in length each time the story is told. So motorcycling has a few exaggerations, urban legends, or better stated; falsehoods, of it’s own. Here’s a few…
“I laid it down to avoid crashing.”
“I bought it to save money”.
“They all do that!”
Got any of your own? Let’s hear ‘em!

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I got 50′ of air.
I got on the throttle so hard I looped my bike (from a venture owner).
100 ft. lbs. of torque.
Handles like a sportbike (usually used in reference to a bike weighing at least 600 lbs).
A mile long wheelie.
Good ones! Keep ‘em comin’ folks.
It’ll save on gas
Noise, what noise?
One near a dear to my heart:
“A helmet won’t save you in a 60 mph crash, so why wear one?”
This one made me laugh too…well jsut becasue:
I don’t need to ask the wife if I can ride this weekend!”
Nice. I love “I laid it down to avoid crashing.”
Another is:
I never get off the throttle in a corner.
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